NOT KNOWN FACTUAL STATEMENTS ABOUT SUCK DICK

Finding up steam, in 1290 in Ipswich we have not one particular, but two Fuckers- just one Simon Fukkebotere and Willm’i Smalfuk. Sadly for that amusement of our interior twelve year aged selves, Simon aquiring a last identify pronounced “Fuck Butt…er” was possibly just referring to placing/churning of butter. Or, we suppose, he might have